Humour arabo, su eBay

Su eBay si vende notoriamente di tutto. Ma non mi era ancora capitato di trovare in vendita un dittatore arabo, marionetta in mani altrui.

La spiegazione è lunga, ma vale la pena (grazie, arabist)

Package deal! Arab puppet dictators made in USA, cheap, servile, ressourceful, 100% unelected, “moderate” label, “New Middle Beast” certification, “New World Disorder” 90001, among the useful fonctions of your “Arab puppet dictators full kit”:They will:
– sell national ressources for nothing,
– buy for billions in useless US military hardware and other WMD, thus helping the military-industrial complex,
– give access to bases for wars of agression against independent countries or resistance groups (the so-called “bad guys”)
– give green light to any US agency for regional hegemony, control of oil, gas and minerals,
– repress with an absolute brutality their people aspiration for true freedom, national independance, social justice, dignity, control of the economy and foreign policy, military defense capabilities…
– They will respond in real time 24/7 to any order from the DoD or the White House.
– They respond very well to CNN and other tools of imperial propaganda
– They are well domesticated, they exhibit various postures, they walk on your side, they sleep in their own cute little box
– Warning: some of the US gov. supported puppet dictators are training or financing real sectarian of fanatical groups in order to keep alive the imperial doctrine: “divide and rule”

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